…A time when you could give your teething infant daughter a turkey bone on Thanksgiving and no one batted a eyebrow. What’s that? You tied the turkey bone to a string so it wouldn’t fall all the way to the floor? Now that’s thinking.
Oh well, I turned out fine. Happy birthday Dad!
Alex’s superpower is cuteness.
If you’re planning to not celebrate Valentine’s Day with your significant other, it’s better to not celebrate together than to not celebrate apart. This year, we had to not celebrate apart, the gad-abouts that we are.
Meanwhile, every morning on NPR we hear their annual fundraiser that includes making a donation to the station and in exchange having a dozen Winston roses delivered to your valentine. (Winston, around here, is apparently a big deal.) Well, every morning, I’ve been secretly wishing for Winston roses … and apparently, my adoring husband had been secretly donating ….
This is it. I know. It’s awesome.
This is a sign that was hanging in the lobby of the Sandals resort in Ocho Rios, Jamaica, on the day we were married seven years ago. Look at the beautiful typography and the hand-picked clip art. See the individual dots of the dot matrix printer. Note the names of the many, many other couples who shared our happy day with us. We will never forget you, Jeffrey and Karen, Phillip and Janet, whoever you are.
That evening, after we’d had our multi-course wedding feast (which was really multi-fantastic), we were walking back to our villa through said lobby. I remember feeling like such a badass when I snapped this sign down off the wall. “We’re married now, bitches, and this is our sign!,” I yelled.
Not really. But I do like this sign a lot.
OK, you had to know this was coming.
Roasted banana and honey muffins
Dry ingredients:
1 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice (although you could use cinnamon or maybe just nutmeg)
1/4 teaspoon salt
Wet ingredients:
2 eggs
1 cup roasted banana (about 2 1/2 bananas, roasted, skin on, at 400 for about 20 minutes)
1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce (those little snack cups are exactly a half-cup, who knew!)
5 Tablespoons honey ( I used honey from Tom and Jan’s bees…delish!)
Then what:
Combine all wet ingredients. Separately, combine all dry ingredients. Mix dry ingredients into wet ingredients.
Bake at 375 for about 16 minutes.
All in all, this is a nicely healthy muffin recipe. Of course you could add a smudge of Nutella on top. Or a bit of cream cheese frosting, if you happened to have some of that left over. Not saying I did that….
I read online that bananas will ripen slower if you pull them apart from the bunch. I did this a few weeks ago but then I realized I’d have no idea if the ripening process did actually slow because I hadn’t thought to leave a few together.
So, behold, the Banana Experiment:
Day 1: All bananas look pretty much the same.
Day 2: Yep, all bananas look pretty much the same.
Day 3: Uh, yep, all bananas looking pretty much the same here!
Day 4: Sigh. All bananas look pretty much the same. Except of course for the missing fourth, which, well, looked a lot like a banana soy smoothie this morning.
I know what you’re all thinking. Some day my contributions to the banana sciences be recognized. Until then, separate your bananas or don’t separate them. See if I care!
The mac and cheese at Panera is ridiculous. I’ve only had it once, on a chilly evening in Baltimore on a dinner date with Val. The best way to describe it: A bowl of cheese sauce with some noodles in it.
Now, if you can stop drooling for a sec, I’ll tell you that I recently found the recipe online (Thanks Kho!). I followed the recipe EXACTLY. For those who know me well, you know how hard that was.
You can find the recipe here.
Now, I’ll tell you what I would do with this recipe next time.
1. You don’t need that much flour. Yes, you need to make a roux but not that much. I’d use 1/4 cup of flour only.
2. Add more milk. Ultimately, you need less flour and more milk because the sauce is just too thick. (Did I just say that?! Yes.) I actually ended up adding more milk than the recipe called for, and next time I would add even more. Probably about 3 1/2 cups. (Also, I used half 2% and half whole milk.)
3. No mustard! That mustard was all I could taste. Thommy said he didn’t taste it. So I’m leaving it out next time. (It may be because I used a “country” dijon, and we country folk like our mustards overpowering)
That’s it! Otherwise it’s a perfectly perfect recipe for mac and cheese. And the best part, it took more time for the water to boil and the pasta to cook then it did to make the sauce. Definitely getting a spot in the dinner rotations because of that.
This is an adaptation of what is clearly an old recipe. The original recipe is for “tiramisu” cupcakes and I think it came from The Cake Doctor. As you can also see, my recipe writing clearly has not changed much from pen & paper days. This piece of paper has another recipe on it, which apparently calls for lemon and almond, although I have no idea what that recipe actually makes.
So, on to it!
cake:
1 box of french vanilla cake mix (yes, I used a cake mix. Don’t judge)
1 pint coffee ice cream, completely melted (completely. Practice patience!)
3 eggs
Mix all until thoroughly combined. Scoop into cupcake papers and bake at 350 for 30-35 minutes.
icing:
8 oz (or half can) of cream cheese frosting (again, don’t judge)
1/4 cup of sour cream
3 Tablespoons soft butter
1 Tablespoon vanilla
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar.
Cream frosting, sour cream, butter and vanilla. Then slowly mix in powdered sugar.
dusting:
Once I iced the cupcakes, I dusted them with:
3 Tablespoons powdered sugar
1 Tablespoon Starbucks Via (decaf)
1 Tablespoon hot cocoa powder (I used Bellagio Chocolate Truffle…thanks Robb!)
Add each of these to a sifter and gently sift a bit over each cupcake.
drizzling:
Not done yet! Once I iced, then dusted, I drizzled each cupcake with:
Stonewall Kitchen Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Caramel Sauce (again, thanks Robb!)
Voila!
I surprised Mom with a batch of these this afternoon at the art supply store where she works, so she and her work friends could have a cupcake birthday party! HBD Momma!
[Her shop is right next to a Starbucks so I did have a latte for the drive home. Fitting.]
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